You may recall me from my previous correspondence regarding last year’s BritMums in which I thanked you for looking after the Mother and forewarned you that she now considered you to be her ‘friends’.
Well, I just thought I’d let you know (in the spirit of friendship) that the Mother arrived back from BritMums safely, and, SHOCKER(!), her goodie bag was clinking and clanking away……… and the Mother was somewhat wobbly on her feet. Me and Dad have a tiny suspicion this may have something to do with you but we’re certainly not here to judge you. She wasn’t exactly quiet when she got home and we reckon that your ‘juice’ really helps the Mother ‘connect’ with her feelings. She was very desperate to tell me, Dad and Ash our Dog how much she missed us and that she REEAAALLLLLLYYY loves us.
Don’t worry though, she was back to her usual self in the morning. I made sure of that by practicing my latest wrestling move on her to wake her up. I can highly recommend the ‘Breast Bounce Bonanza’ to other children whose Mother’s attended BritMums. It proves a more effective tool than a standard alarm clock.
We’re glad she came back on Saturday night though as it was Father’s Day on Sunday and I needed her to help me make Dad breakfast in bed. It would appear, however, that your ‘juice’ made the Mother’s face go a funny colour when she was cooking breakfast. She also made a funny coughing sound. Maybe she’s got a slight allergy to your ‘juice’.
We went to see Nanny and Dad Dah on Sunday and I ended up having to cook a BBQ for them. Nanny likes ‘juice’ too and her little eyes lit up when the Mother told her that she met you all at BritMums. Dad said something about the acorn not falling far from the tree but I didn’t really understand this and I don’t think you put acorns in your ‘juice’, do you?
Me slaving away on the BBQ…………..
Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you again for looking after the Mother and giving me and Dad a laugh when she ‘accidentally’ fell up the stairs upon her arrival home. She was still holding her BritMums goodie bag and the first thing she did was check that her bottle you ‘juice’ which you kindly provided her. That’s how much you mean to her. I have no doubt that she’ll be seeing you again next year.
PS Just in case you don’t fully believe me, this is a selfie that the Mother took on her way home from BritMums with her friend Afra. I don’t any further words are necessary……….