“In 2013 a Little Big Person was driven to rioting over the unfairness of parental discipline towards his comrades and was sent to the naughty step by the Maternal court for a crime he did commit but is also rather inclined to blame the Dog. This Little Big Person promptly escaped from a maximum security nursery to the soft play underground. Today, still wanted by the Parenting Body, he survives as a soldier of fortune.
If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find him, maybe you can ‘Ask Lucas’………..
Greetings my most excellent readers. I am known within my circle of school friends, girlfriends and various other acquaintances as a mentor in social skills, a renowned tutor in behaviour towards to Big People and predominantly for my cheeky sense of humour, style and wit. In light of this, I decided to rival the Mother on the writing front and ask that if any of you Little Big people have any problems/issues/queries regarding how the Big People conduct themselves, treat you and behave in general, write to me and I will be more than happy to address your issues in my very own, special ‘Lucas’ way.
If you would like my help then simply email me at email@example.com. I’m here for you!