So I suppose you want to know who helps us write all our thoughts down and do all the ‘boring’ stuff?! Well, I suppose we’d better introduce them but please don’t give them any praise – it is hard enough to put up with them as it is!
My Mum is already a blogger and done pretty well at it. She gets me stuff which is great! But I know she works very hard and has to make sure that she looks after me as well and doesn’t just sit on Twitter and Facebook all day. I know that she writes about me and – when I used not to understand so much about it, I asked her not to ‘put stuff on her blob’ – although now she can stop because I have one of my own! We sing a lot together and have ‘mummy snuggles’. I love sitting in my matching onesie with her and she makes great eggy bread. I was really glad when Mum found Ross and I wish he was my real Dad but I love him like he is and he is the lead singer of a band. I love wrestling because of him and we play computer games together. My Mum writes a blog called Verily Victoria Vocalises and I was really proud of her when she made it to the MAD Blog Award and BiB Award finals in 2013. Me and Lucas aim to do much better than that though!
I’ve been asked to introduce the Mother *sigh* so here goes…………. She likes to think she’s funny but this normally coincides with her consumption of the red juice-that-isn’t-Ribena. Saying that, she makes the BEST Haribo sandwiches, makes my bath water REALLY deep so that it feels like a swimming pool and always dances with me in the kitchen when I hear a song I like. She works in an office and takes videos of people, and then spends a lot of her time at home writing about me – it makes one wonder whether the Mother has a life of her own(!) You can find the Mother’s ‘stories’ at the Wicked World of Lucas The Mother likes spending time with her friends (my Godmothers) but always seems to have a headache the morning after so I think they should learn to talk more quietly. I know she loves my Daddy coz she keeps kissing him (YUK!) but apart from that, she’s not doing too bad a job on the Mothering front. I think I’ll keep her…………………….